The Hundred Grand Banana
Andy has been kidnapped. He's in Africa, and the only telephone number he can remember is his parents'. But Andy's mum and dad have issues of their own. Andy's dad has been forced into retirement and doesn't know what to do with his time, and is horrified to discover that a friend has been telling Andy's mum that she has a constitutional right to an orgasm. Andy's girlfriend, Ali, is in New York on a work trip. She thinks it's time for them to get married, and has dropped monster hints which Andy has been resisting. But now Ali has come under the spell of the mesmerising Jemima. How will Andy get back?
And it all started with a banana. A hundred grand banana.